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"NINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE AND THE SAD THREES"
THE TRUE STORY OF QUEENSLAND BY THE LITTLE ONES
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This is The Little One speaking. "Nineapple Pineapple and The Sad Threes" is the only true story of Queensland. We are tired of being caught in the muddle of our parents. They won't speak to each
other and their stories are ridiculous. We do need to know The Truth but we can't get it from them.
Was I Abducted or Adopted? We need your help to discover The Truth and make the movie about Parental Alienation.
Is my mother really a None? Is my father really a stuffed pineapple? Why do we have to be constantly playing this mathematical game of Hide and Seek? Why does Nineapple Pineapple always find me hidden in The Pear Trees with The Bad Threes? Why am I always a Pineapple Pusher? Why am I always a Bad Number and why is Nineapple Pineapple always a Good Number? Why is my mother always a Noughty Number? Only they know, but they can't get their act together as parents to tell us The Truth.
When I ask my father where I came from, he tells me there was Shame and Scandal in the Cannery.
And he had to leave a little girl in Kingston Town. When I ask my mother she says it was a miracle
they had Eight Little Ones but blamed us for keeping them apart...to be continued...
"Nineapple Pineapple and The Mad Threes" "Nineapple Pineapple and The Bad Threes"
MY MOTHER'S VERSION OF THE TRUTH MY FATHER'S VERSION OF THE TRUTH
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